So the other day at the office I was discussing Godzilla: Final Wars with a colleague. In the film a giant lobster monster is defeated by a group of super powered mutants. Quite naturally, the conversation turned to the thought of all of this amazing lobster meat waiting to be eaten. I was concerned that they may not have enough butter to dip the succulent crustacean flesh into… I speculated that the great minds at Toho would come up with a giant cow to generate all of that butter. How do you make a cow of such an enormous size? The same way you make anything big in a Toho film… use Godzilla DNA!
Cheese! That monster udder is dairy scary; makes my stomach churn. A butter concept I haven't seen in a while!
ReplyDeleteOh boy, you milked that one for everything it's worth! I think you're spreading it on pretty thick.
ReplyDeleteI just skimmed the surface. I kowtow to your supreme concepting talent. No bull.
ReplyDeleteChewing my cud thinking about it. All my ideas pail against you two.
ReplyDeleteGreat Creature idea. For the first time as a long time fan of Giant Japanese Monsters, I'm thinking about the problem of giant monster poop.
Now that's funny Ellis. Of course that would be a problem. Why hasn't anybody thought about that before?
ReplyDeleteOf course they have... haven't you've ever heard of radioactive waste?
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ReplyDelete"!!!!" - is my response!
ReplyDeleteIs that good or bad?
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Good one Rick!
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